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2013-09-20

Cute Michael Jackson Stories ( 30 )


Michael對記者說的話


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中文來源:mjjcn.com  編輯翻譯:stroller


“為什麼不乾脆告訴人們我是來自火星的外星人呢?告訴他們我會活吃小雞,在午夜大跳巫毒舞。他們會相信任何你說的話,因為你是個記者。但如果我,Michael Jackson要說:‘我是來自火星的外星人,我活吃小雞,我午夜大跳巫毒舞。’人們會說:‘哦,哥們兒,那個Michael Jackson是個神經病。他已經瘋掉了。你不能相信他口裏出來的任何一個字。’

Michael to a journalist,

“Why not just tell people I’m an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They’ll believe anything you say, because you’re a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, “I’m an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight,” people would say, “Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He’s cracked up. You can’t believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth.”
 




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